The Italian Divorce

The Italian Divorce

Friday, 19 February at 8pm
Saturday, 20 February at 8pm

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Prices
Admit One $74.90
Group (Applies to 8 or More People) $69.90

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About the show

After sellout seasons across Australia, the hit show is back! 

It’s loud, heartfelt, and hysterically relatable…it’s like watching your family on stage. 

THE ITALIAN DIVORCE  

You can leave your wife but you can never leave your family.  

From Marriage Breakdown to Family Meltdown - A Heartwarming New Comedy About Love, Guilt, and Discovering That Some Prisons Come with Home-Cooked Meals and Unconditional Judgment. 

When Pino gets kicked out by his wife, he does what any self-respecting Italian man would do: he moves back in with his parents… BIG MISTAKE! 

Within hours, the whole neighbourhood knows. Mammas dishing out guilt. Dad’s offering advice from 1971, and Dimitri “The Greek” neighbour brought ouzo for the healing. 

THIS ISN'T JUST COMEDY. 

IT'S SURVIVAL. 

A roast. A reunion. A group therapy session with biscotti. 

WHY YOU WILL LOVE IT 

IT'S PAINFULLY FAMILIAR. Whether you grew up with Catholic guilt, homemade salami, or uncles who knew a lot about nothing - this show will hit close to home. 

IT'S YOUR CHILDHOOD, just with better lighting and bigger laughs. Think Nonna's Sunday lunch meets every family fight you've ever had over osso-buco and meatballs. 

IT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS about the family you and your cousins were too afraid to ask! 

And yes—there will be emotional damage. But well get you through it. 

The Italian Divorce celebrates the resilience of a generation that carried their homeland in their hearts while building a life for us. 

Its your memories. 

Its your meltdowns. 

Its your Nonnas advice you never asked for. 

It's loud, honest, loving and unforgettable! 

CAST  

Frank Lotito (Big Mamma's Boy, Wog Boys Forever) as Bruno - the retired carpenter who still works for cash  

Steve Mouzakis (Prison Break, Clickbait, ) as Dimitri - the overly friendly Greek neighbour/philosopher who just won't leave  

Rosanna Morales (The Wedding) as Lucia - the iron-fisted matriarch with a wooden spoon and good intentions  

Louisa Mignone (Wentworth) as Teresa - the fiercely independent, unmarried sister Davide Mollica as Pino - the unlucky-in-love son trying to please everyone, with nowhere to hide  

Davide Mollica as Pino - the unlucky-in-love son trying to please everyone, with nowhere to hide 

Jeanette Coppolino as Lisa - the exasperated (soon-to-be ex) wife who wants more from her husband and less from her mother-in-law  

The Italian Divorce is more than just a comedy, it's a tribute to the tug-of-war between tradition and independence, and the beautiful mess that is family. Book your tickets today. 

  • Show duration

    Approximately 105 minutes, no interval.

  • Content warning

    Contains mature themes.

  • Accessibility

    Wheelchair spaces are available, subject to booking. Please make your booking via phone on 9243 9191 to reserve a wheelchair designated spot.

    For more information about accessibility at the Clocktower Centre please see here.

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